A Private Invitation Exclusively For Ben Settle & Troy Broussard's Most Contrarian & Roguish Customers: How To Be A VIP Crew Member Of The “Profit Pirates!” Coaching Program
Dear Learnistic Member,
Learnistic's founders C’App’n Troy Broussard & Ben “The Jolly Roger” Settle, are now offering group coaching officially called:
And if you act today, you can get in at a fraction of what everyone else will be paying later and get immediate access to these privileges denied to non-Profit Pirates (known henceforth as app-lubbers):
Secret Access To The C’App’n’s Poop Deck:
This is a hidden social media lair accessible only to Profit Pirates. It is a private group to socialize in, do joint ventures with other Pirates, and discuss business & life with your fellow Crew members as well as with some of the other Learnistic instructors. (Who like to mingle with the Crew when they’re not too busy steering the ship & battling Learnistic’s enemies!)
Free Beta Testing Of New Software Features:
Profit Pirates also get access to new software & features Troy and Ben create weeks & sometimes months before anyone else. We usually charge people who ask to be beta testers a proverbial chest of gold doubloons for the honor, to weed out any scurvy yellow livered freebooters. But as a Profit Pirates, you will get access to new features before the other app-lubbers do. And your opinion will get top priority when planning new features in the future.
FREE BERSERKERMAIL ACCOUNT:
All Profit Pirates get a free BerserkerMail business account up to 5,000 contacts. If you don’t have an account already simply let us know upon signing up. If you already have a BerserkerMail account shoot an email to the help desk and we’ll take care of the rest. This is currently a $120/month retail value, that’s yours, free, just for joining our merry band of business brigands.
One Free Learnistic License:
If you already have a Learnistic app then this free second app is yours to use however you want for as long as you remain a Profit Pirate. That's a $150/month retail value alone. And you can use it for another business, a side hustle, an app for your employees or team to use, family (for connecting, sharing, etc), or anything you want just for being a Profit Pirate. (NOTE: in order to get this free Learnistic app you will have to already be a Learnistic client paying for your initial app. If you are a current Learnistic client, realize this free license does not replace any apps you are paying for now, it is merely added to your account as another app, and has all the features & attributes all Learnistic apps have.)
Three Monthly C’App’n Troy Booty Calls:
These are held three times per month, and you can ask Troy questions about how to get more treasure & valuable booty for your business. You can also find out what's next on the docket for his & Ben’s upcoming new software platforms, see live demos, and get any & all of your business & marketing related questions answered on the spot. Plus, you also get access to the recordings, too, if you can't make the calls.
The Jolly Roger's Chat o' Nine Tails Mobile Access
Profit Pirates can send their questions at any time 24/7 to Ben Settle via the free Marco Polo mobile app (found in the Android and Apple app stores — i.e., a smart phone is required) and he will answer you personally, at his convenience, one-on-one. Some rules apply (i.e., he's not going to be your chat buddy, questions need to be specific & to the point, don't abuse the privilege, etc), see the “Dastardly Tales” channel inside the Profit Pirates mobile app upon joining the crew for details.
Ben Settle’s secret “Ravings of an Adman!” Podcast:
This is a secret podcast you will never find on iTunes, Soundcloud, YouTube or anywhere else except in the hidden Profit Pirates app. Much of it is (by Ben’s own admission) not fit for public consumption. He gets cerebral about all-things persuasion, marketing, business, and copywriting in each episode — and often while ranting at the top of his lungs with his long-suffering woman Stefania trying to calm him down before he pops a blood vessel. That is no exaggeration, either. You can listen in today right from your phone when you join the Profit Pirates.
BlackBeal’s Cove of Confidence :
These weekly calls with the enigmatic Tom Beal pairs down everything he’s learned about amassing near inhuman amounts of confidence, performance, and raw power in business and in life. He draws upon everything he’s learned and experienced as the #1 Honor Graduate from USMC Boot Camp in Parris Island, SC, while competing in Quantico at the All-Marine Wrestling facility, and while being the #1 guy in 5 separate sales organizations, as well as producing tens of millions in sales since 2006 as VP of Marketing of some of the biggest names in the marketing world.
Profit Palavers Traffic, List-Building, And Big Money Trainings
You’ll also get periodic in-depth interview/trainings with various A-player leaders in traffic generation, list-building, or other “big money” topics you can’t easily access anywhere else. Between the Profit Pirates founders and crew, they have a lot of connections making up the proverbial billion dollar rolodex. And they aren’t shy about tapping it for information they can not only share with Profit Pirates clients, but also greedily use it in their own respective businesses too.
Monthly Roadway Riffs:
These are recorded back room telephone conversation-like video palavers between Troy Broussard & Ben Settle discussing their own private business strategies & tactics. These discussions talk about everything from World-Building in business to creating your own economy & niche to turning down economies into huge windfalls of sales to raising prices without raising hell with your customers/clients and the list goes on. Every month you will get a new Roadway Riff delivered right to your phone.
Free SocialLair account:
Learnistic has an exclusive licensing agreement with SocialLair, which is the world’s only platform that gives you absolute power & control over your business on social media. It is hosted on private servers far from the greedy clutches of big tech data-thieves, with no thought-policing, 100% privacy & control over your data, and a pro-business/marketing interface that makes selling as easy as falling off a log. If you already have a SocialLair account, Learnistic will make the payments for your initial Lair (the one that costs the most) for as long as you are a Pirate.
Prioritized VIP Support:
Profit Pirates Crew members are automatically able to cut in line past the non-Pirate members in all of Ben & Troy’s software platforms, for fastest response to routine support questions & help desk requests.
Deep Six Discounts On Products In The Profit Pirates Store:
You will also be eligible to get a windfall of C’App’n Troys & elBenbo's products at huge discounts nobody else gets along with even bigger discounts on upcoming Learnistic conferences, events, consulting, and other intensives. Their goal is to have these savings alone drown out the monthly and even yearly investment of your coaching altogether.
Sea Dogs Den Topical Trainings
Profit Pirates also get access to a treasure chest-full of hot topical trainings from the very service providers & and experts Ben Settle and Troy Broussard hire for their own companies, including:
Long John Shiller’s Facebook gun deck:
The rapscallion Learnistic has hired to do its own Facebook ad campaigns has recorded over 250 recordings including looking at users’ ads on the spot, and showing you how to blast your competition into kindling by firing off explosive Facebook ads that generate dirt-cheap leads, build a bigger list, and automate your lead-gen for as little as $5 per day. John keeps up on all of Facebook’s ever-changing rules & terms, and these trainings can help you avoid enemy waters and sack any markets you want using the cheapest advertising ship sailing the internet.
Matthew Peters
Matthew is the Emmy Award-winning video director & cinematographer Troy consults for his own high-profit content. Matthew charges clients upwards of $30,000 per DAY to fly out and help them with their content, and his client list reads like a “who’s who” of world class internet marketers who get millions of hits on their YouTube, Vimeo, and other video content. Matthew sees everything, observes everything, and perceives everything video-related like Neo looking at the Matrix. He knows the best equipment to use for specific situations (and it’s not always the expensive brands). He knows the best way to get the most out of talent you hire, interview, or put in your projects & case studies. And he knows how to add little “touches” (even a total tech newbie can do) that can make what would otherwise make someone look like an amateur with an iPhone look like a bonafide award-winning video wizard. Matthew has taught many of his best strategies and tactics to Profit Pirates, and in “plain English”, so you can take what he says, and apply it to your video projects (info products, webinars, VSLs, interviews, and anything else) to give your business a kind of prestige you can’t buy or pay for any other way.
Vance “Bucks-aneer” Morris’ Customer Addiction Calls
Vance is the “go to guy” Ben Settle & Troy Broussard consult when they want to amp up their own sales & businesses via the lost art of superior service. Vance spent 10 years working at Disney — including when designing and opening/operating “Chef Mickey’s” (Disney’s flagship Character Dining Experience). He has also consulted everyone about his “must buy everything your business sells” service secrets from NASA & the Executive Office of the United States to Tyson Foods & The Smithsonian. And this scurvy knave recorded several training showing insider tricks Disney has perfected to make giving your business money a fun and (literally) pleasurable experience for your customers and clients. The kind of experience where customers can’t wait to buy from you, pay obscene amounts of money to buy from you, and even tell all their friends/family/colleagues to buy from you.
Marauder Mike Young’s Internet Marketing Law Lessons
These trainings were straight from the internet marketing attorney Ben Settle & Troy Broussard hire for their own various online-based companies. This is your chance to get hard-won wisdom directly from one of the most respected (and feared!) practitioners of the legal arts (specializing in online business law) on the planet. And while he may not always say what you want to hear in the trainings he did for Profit Pirates, chances are you will NEED to hear what he has to say. Ben & Troy happily pay through the nose to hop on a call with Mike several times per year to ask him their questions and get clarity. And now you can, too, can tap his brain via the trainings inside.
Keith “The Code Cutlass” Commins’ Website Tuneups
Keith is Ben Settle’s “web guy” and the ONLY programmer he lets anywhere near his business. Keith has also done a lot of work for Troy, and is one of the only programmers alive who is both well-versed in direct response marketing and “gets” what direct response marketing-driven sites require. Ben pays Keith a fat retainer each month just for the privilege of being first in line to pay Keith another fat fee when a crisis comes up — whether it’s a web host going down during a launch, email delivery problems, software glitches, setting up sales pages & connecting upsells in the cart, merchant account management, and any and every task & technical problem that can (and does) happen. The trainings Keith did inside will show you ways to tune up your own web-based business.
Mike “The Slashbuckler” Wright
Mike is like a secret treasure map of accounting knowledge for businesses. Troy hires this tax “slashbuckler” for his own businesses, including when he’s under the gun and needs advice he can use FAST. The trainings Mike contributed inside can show you all kinds of secret (but 100% ethical & legal, of course) tax-saving ideas & tricks, as well as other accounting strategies that can save you a ship-full of money and grant you a treasure chest-full of peace. Frankly, implementing even one or two pieces of advice can potentially pay for your Pirates subscription many times over for years to come!
The Learnistic HR Wench’s “Customer Telepathy” Calls:
Ben Settle’s woman Stefania also gives periodic monthly trainings on her secret “Biz Typology” methods for all-but reading the minds of customers, clients, and anyone else you talk to. Her sneaky ways have been praised by everyone from industry leaders like the “founding father” of internet marketing (Ken McCarthy) to her infamously high-profile clients (including the man Fortune Magazine calls “Corporate Enemy No. 1” and Wired calls “The Linux Killer”). She’ll show you how to use her secrets to close more clients & sales, hire the perfect employees & VAs, do business with the best JV partners (her insights are what led Ben to buying into Learnistic in the first place), as well as reliably predict someone’s behavior, find the perfect lover, & more. She even used this secret skill as a paralegal to help talk a suicidal man off the proverbial “ledge” when she was a new hire at one of the busiest, most successful personal injury firms in New York!
Nicole’s Social Media Platform-Plunderer Down Under Strategy Calls:
The S.S. Learnistic’s project manager Nicole ‘Grim Reaper’ English has also contributed several hours of trainings showing you how to use Facebook to drive people into your business — thereby exploiting Zuckerburg’s billion dollar World & Community to build YOUR own World & Community. Nicole has extensive experience building a huge & passionate audience on Facebook for one her businesses, and shows you how to do the same.
“Sheila Me Timbers!” Monthly Design & Branding Seminar:
Sheila is one of the ONLY designers Troy & Ben allow anywhere near their software properties. And the trainings she did for Profit Pirates reveal exactly what she does to design everything from simple web pages and logos to entire mobile app and software platforms. Her trainings cover secret design tips, tactics, and strategies that are so robust the industry’s top brands use them in their businesses, yet so simple even the “layman” can use them to create designs & branding campaigns that reach off peoples’ devices, slap them in the face, and force them to pay attention.
And more ways to slit the gullets of the businesses competing against you added later: With all of the above calls and other digitally-delivered content described on this page recorded and hosted right inside the Profit Pirates app in a special Pirates only galley. And you get full access to watch recordings of regularly scheduled calls and videos you missed (some impromptu bonus trainings will not likely be recorded) as long as you’re an active coaching client.
All right, time to lower your canons and get down to business.
What does all this valuable loot cost?
$550/Month
That is, if you seize your spot on this Man-O-War today
As more app-lubbers invest in becoming full-fledged Profit Pirates it will soar to $700/month, $800/month, and higher over time. This is to keep the membership manageably low to be able to give as much personal attention as possible to the hardcore businesses who crave this kind of rare & extremely hard to come by access. This program is obviously only for entrepreneurs who want their businesses shining with gold, and are ready to work hard for it over the long haul. However, if you find you can't keep up, simply grab your duffle & cancel any time, for any reason, immediately, and without hassle and you'll be dropped back off at the port to join the rest of the app-lubbers. If that happens, its perfectly okay. A new Crew member will quickly take your place, and there will be no hard feelings. However, while you can cancel at any time, there are no refunds or money-back guarantees, and all sales are final.